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4:50 pm
Dad has got one of those razors that leaves your skin smoothy smooth and attractive to women. So it says on the TV ad. I do want smoothy-smooth skin but I don’t want to be attractive to women.

5:00 pm
I could risk it on my legs. What sensible lesbian is going to be at knee level with me?

5:01 pm
I won’t think about the possibility of midget lesbians that are only one foot high.

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Georgia Nicolson, Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers

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